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Después de casi 8 meses y más de 19.000 visitas en esta dirección me cambio de esta dirección a una privada! Apartir de ahora me podreis encontrar en :

www.torontontero.es

Asique todos aquellos que me tengais enlazados, o con RSS, google readers o mariconadas varias ya sabeis que teneis que cambiar la dirección! Espero que os guste el nuevo diseño, y las novedades que he introducido. Nos vemos por alli!


Hi, english speakers! After 8 months and more than 19.000 visits I change my free domain to a private one. My new address is :www.torontontero.es

Everybody who has links or feeds RSS or google reader to my site has to change it. I hope all of you will like the new desing and the new features of my blog. See you there!

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Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?
Mary: Well, that’s pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd: Hit me with it! I’ve come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I’d say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you’re telling me there’s a chance.
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Harry: Where did you get those?
Lloyd: I bought them when we filled up.
Harry: We are supposed to talk about all expenditures Lloyd; we are on a very tight budget.
Lloyd: This didn’t come out of our travel fund.
Harry: Oh.
Lloyd: Yeah, I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left.
Harry: Where did you get 25 extra becks?
Lloyd: I sold some stuff, to Billy in 4-C.
Harry: The blind kid?
Lloyd: Yeah, ha ha! Yeah.
Harry: What did you sell him Lloyd?
Lloyd: Stuff.
Harry: What kinda stuff?
Lloyd: I don’t know, a few baseball cards, a sack of marbles,
[cough]
Lloyd: Petey.
Harry: Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn’t even have a head!
Lloyd: Harry, I took care of it…
Billy: Pretty bird, yeah, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird… Polly want a cracker?
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Lloyd: I’ll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!
Harry: No!
Lloyd: I’ll give you three to one odds.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Five to one.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Ten to one?
Harry: You’re on!
Lloyd: I’m gonna get ya!
Harry: Nu uh!
Lloyd: I don’t know how but I’m gonna get ya.
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Harry: What’s her last name? I’ll look it up.
Lloyd: You know, I don’t really recall. Starts with an S! Let’s see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it’s on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It’s right here.
[He reads the manufacturer’s name, which is Samsonite]
Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
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[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]
Harry: Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!
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Lloyd: That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let’s not.

Let´s go Raptors!

Uno de los deportes más espectaculares del mundo y con más seguimiento mediático mundial comenzó su temporada 2007/08 la noche del martes 30 de Octubre. Contará con los favoritos de siempre San Antonio Spurs, Miami Heat, Cleveland Cavaliers y unos renovados Boston Celtics. Atras queda la temporada 2006/07 donde los Spurs, liderados por un inmenso Tony Parker se alzarón con el titulo derrotando en la final a los Cleveland Cavaliers de LeBrone James.

Que envidia me dan mis amigos que todavia estan en Toronto porque podrán volver a ver a los Raptors! Yohei ya me ha dicho que estan buscando entradas. Como resumen os dejo con un video de las mejores 10 jugadas de la temporada pasada.

One of the most espectaculars sports in the world and with more world mediatic coverage started the season 2007/08 yesterday October 30th. As always, the favorites are San Antonio Spurs, Miami Heat, Cleveland Cavaliers and the new Boston Celtics. Last season the San Antonio Spurs were the champion with an incredible Tony Parker, defeating in the final the Cavaliers of LeBrone James.

I am envious of my Toronto´s friends because they can see again the Raptors! Yohei told me that they are looking for tickets for the next games. As a summary I want to show you the best 10 plays of the last season. Enjoy it!

Internet Stars

Todas las estrellas de internet juntadas en un video. Demuestra tu nivel friky, a cuantas de ellas conoces?

All the internet stars together in a video. Tt demonstrates your geek level, how many of then do you know?

Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
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Tank: We’re supposed to start with these operation programs first. That’s major boring shit. Let’s do something a little more fun. How about… combat training.
Neo: Ju jitsu? I’m gonna learn Ju jitsu.
[Tank winks and loads the program]
Neo: Holy shit!
Tank: Hey Mikey, I think he likes it. How about some more?
Neo: Hell, yes. Hell yeah.
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Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you’ll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
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Oracle: I’d ask you to sit down, but, you’re not going to anyway. And don’t worry about the vase.
Neo: What vase?
[Neo turns to look for a vase, and as he does, he knocks over a vase of flowers, which shatters on the floor]
Oracle: That vase.
Neo: I’m sorry…
Oracle: I said don’t worry about it. I’ll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo: How did you know?
Oracle: Ohh, what’s really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn’t said anything?
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Neo: Yeah. That sounds like a really good deal. But I got a better one. How about… I give you the finger… and you give me my phone call?
Agent Smith: Mr. Anderson… you disappoint me.
Neo: You can’t scare me with this Gestapo crap. I know my rights. I want my phone call.
Agent Smith: Tell me, Mr. Anderson… what good is a phone call… if you’re unable to speak?
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Morpheus: How did I beat you?
Neo: You… you’re too fast.
Morpheus: Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that’s air you’re breathing now?
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[last lines]
Neo: I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid… you’re afraid of us. You’re afraid of change. I don’t know the future. I didn’t come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it’s going to begin. I’m going to hang up this phone, and then I’m going to show these people what you don’t want them to see. I’m going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you. Seguir leyendo »

El Leopardo despierta…

Mañana 26 de Octubre, el Leopardo que tanto tiempo ha estado durmiendo despierta para empezar a meterse en nuestros ordenadores. Se lanza el nuevo sistema operativo de Apple, el Mac OS X Leopard. Si Tiger ya le daba mil vueltas al recien estrenado Microsoft Vista que no hará este?

Temblad windowseros, el leopardo ha llegado…

In english

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A german guy in Madrid

Madrid, Oct 17, 11:15 PM, 20ºC and nice spanish food. I love this city 😉